The Dating Mishaps of the Luckless Lawyer by Martin Lundqvist

In his quest to find love, Geoffrey stumbles upon a ladyboy, a pscyho, a Japanese robot, and an interdimensional alien. Will he succeed in finding happiness?

The dating mishaps of the luckless lawyer

In his quest to find love, Geoffrey stumbles upon a ladyboy, a pscyho, a Japanese robot, and an interdimensional alien. Will he succeed in finding happiness?

The successful lawyer Geoffrey has a problem. No matter what he does, his dating activities don't find him love, and instead he is put through a series of absurd scenarios. Will Geoffrey manage to confront the author and end up with the beautiful Jasmine Xi?

Genre: FICTION / Science Fiction / Humorous

Secondary Genre: FICTION / Short Stories (single author)

Language: English

Keywords: Failed dates, Absurd dating scenarios, The Matrix, Luckless Lawyer

Word Count: 14789

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Sample text:

The Library Date.

‘Sex and Other Physiological Needs’. I looked at the book that my supposed Tinder date was reading. I was surprised when she suggested meeting up inside the library, but here I was. Judging from the book she was reading; this could be a promising date!

I walked up to the woman and spoke, “Hi, is your name Emma Cheng?”
My date put down her book, smiled at me, and spoke, “Hi. You must be Geoffrey?”
“Yes. Interesting choice of book!” I said and winked.
“Indeed, this book has many hidden facts that will make your jowls drop,” Emma seduced.
“Jowls? What do you mean?” I said, and I bit my tongue as I feared that my ignorance would change the direction of this promising conversation.
“Jaw. As in making your jaw drop. Figuratively speaking of course,” Emma stated.
“Yes, of course. Seems like libraries are good for learning. I have been here for less than a minute, and I have already learnt a new word.” I said and smiled.
“Imagine what a couple of hours with me would do to you. You’d become a new man!” Emma enthused.

I reflected on Emma’s statement. I needed to become a new man, and she seemed like a suitable teacher. I smiled and spoke, “How about having a coffee at the coffee shop upstairs? As much as I love books, reading together doesn’t make for a good first date.”
“Oh, you haven’t dated me. Reading together can make an evening remarkably interesting. But I am happy to have a coffee as well.” Emma said and smiled.


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