So how DOES a kelpie, an ex-assassin high school librarian, Santa Claus, the Flying Dutchman and the Krampus wind up going toe-to-toe with a Martian Expeditionary Force in a highly unidentifiable flying gravy bowl?
Why don't you grab a copy of this book and see for yourself?
"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm
Third book of a series, planning some strong marketing.
“I’m sorry, Santa,” I said. “But you are really going to have to pull up your pants.”
All right, so maybe I ought to start this whole story right at the very beginning.
It was Christmas Eve, about three hours before midnight and I just couldn’t sleep. I really needed to go for a walk. I had things on mind, things that were hard to forget. I had tried to sleep on it but my mind just wouldn’t let me stop thinking for long enough to forget.
Have you ever had a night like that? When your mind just kept running and running over the same damned thought.
Thoughts like, why hadn’t I been there to save my son?
Why hadn’t I seen it coming?
It was an old story and I am not going to tell it to you again.
For now I just wanted to forget.
My name is Lady Cordelia Macbeth.
Yes, just like that Lady Macbeth. No, there is no particular relationship between myself and that dagger-wielding lady that William Shakespeare wrote about. Assuming he ever wrote about her in the first place. I guess there is some sort of a big scandal going on lately concerning the actual writer of some of Mr. William Shakespeare’s plays – but I am afraid that I just can’t really tell you all of the details behind that particular scandal.
| Language | Status |
|---|---|
|
French
|
Already translated.
Translated by Maria Bonnel
|
|
Portuguese
|
Translation in progress.
Translated by Rhayanne Nakano
|
|
Spanish
|
Already translated.
Translated by Estrella García Albacete
|
|
|
Author review: In spite of both of our busy holiday schedules, Estrella did a great job on translating "Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure" into Spanish for me. I would happily work with her again. |
