So how DOES a kelpie, an ex-assassin high school librarian, Santa Claus, the Flying Dutchman and the Krampus wind up going toe-to-toe with a Martian Expeditionary Force in a highly unidentifiable flying gravy bowl?
Why don't you grab a copy of this book and see for yourself?
"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm
Third book of a series, planning some strong marketing.
“I’m sorry, Santa,” I said. “But you are really going to have to pull up your pants.”
All right, so maybe I ought to start this whole story right at the very beginning.
It was Christmas Eve, about three hours before midnight and I just couldn’t sleep. I really needed to go for a walk. I had things on mind, things that were hard to forget. I had tried to sleep on it but my mind just wouldn’t let me stop thinking for long enough to forget.
Have you ever had a night like that? When your mind just kept running and running over the same damned thought.
Thoughts like, why hadn’t I been there to save my son?
Why hadn’t I seen it coming?
It was an old story and I am not going to tell it to you again.
For now I just wanted to forget.
My name is Lady Cordelia Macbeth.
Yes, just like that Lady Macbeth. No, there is no particular relationship between myself and that dagger-wielding lady that William Shakespeare wrote about. Assuming he ever wrote about her in the first place. I guess there is some sort of a big scandal going on lately concerning the actual writer of some of Mr. William Shakespeare’s plays – but I am afraid that I just can’t really tell you all of the details behind that particular scandal.
Already translated. Translated by Maria Bonnel
Already translated. Translated by Estrella García Albacete
In spite of both of our busy holiday schedules, Estrella did a great job on translating "Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure" into Spanish for me. I would happily work with her again.