The Vampire, The Handler, and Me by Eileen Sheehan

In a romantic triangle of good and bad, it's hard to tell who's good and who's bad.

The vampire, the handler, and me

In a romantic triangle of good and bad, it's hard to tell who's good and who's bad. Lizzy Ewing is caught in a romantic triangle between two enemies: the handsome vampire, Nevi, and the hunky handler, Geoffrey. A handler herself, Lizzy must choose between Nevi and Geoffrey. One wants her for all the right reasons, one does not. Will she discover who is who before the bad destroys the good?

Genre: FICTION / Romance / Paranormal

Secondary Genre: FICTION / Fantasy / Paranormal

Language: English

Keywords: vampires, love triangles, slayers, romance, paranormal, fiction, fantasy, new adult, action, thriller

Word Count: 103,082

Sales info:

I am doing all I can to get my books out to the readers.  I have an author website: (New Adult paranormal/romance/thrillers) and (historical romance).  I have book trailer for most of my novels posted on;;; my author websites; and my facebook book fan page.  It is my intention to offer audio books for a good deal of my novels.  I have only been published a few years, but I write quickly ( 4 novels in the last 6 months)  so my inventory of published works is growing.  I send ARC to reviewers and have been lucky enough to get 4  & 5 star reviews for the most part.


Amazon Review:  5 Stars
Jara Beaubien on September 22, 2015

    I loved the book, its opening scene is one that I could see happening to me or anyone I know for a party on New years eve, and that being said, I best get moving on here. The characters even though fictional seemed real to me, they drew me into the book, where I could not stop reading, I had to find out the outcome.
    So I do not spoil it for others, all I can say that there a twist and turns that I did not expect, and they kept me rooted to its pages. The ending was totally fantastic and one that I did not expect at all. My one and only complaint was that some parts seemed to be too long and maybe not all of it was needed. But all in all it was a great book to read and get lost in.    
   Thanks Eileen Sheehan for providing me with a wonderful story that I really enjoyed. 


Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,206,068 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

#12425 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Science Fiction & Fantasy > Fantasy > Fairy Tales
#13274 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Mythology & Folk Tales
#18535 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Romance > Fantasy


Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars 

Sample text:

I was so engrossed in the moment it took a little time for me to realize someone was standing behind the counter opposite me. It wasn’t Miss Congeniality. In fact, it wasn’t a girl at all.

It was a man. A beautiful man. A beautiful, tall man.A beautiful, tall man with skin kissed by the sun.He had to be the epitome of the old cliché ‘tall, dark, and handsome’.

My heart leapt from my body when our eyes met. I could feel myself sinking into those deep, dark orbs, lined with thick black lashes. They were the kind of lashes any girl would kill for and mascara companies would pay millions to use them in an advertisement. They drew me in. I felt as if they were speaking to me in a silent language I could not understand, but was somehow familiar. I suddenly had the sensation of being where I belonged—yet where I should not be. It felt comfortable, yet dangerous.

Very weird.

Very unsettling.

Very gorgeous man.

“Do you want to share a ticket?” The words reverberated past his Adam’s apple in a smooth, rich, sexy tone as it sent shivers down my spine. If this guy wasn’t already doing voice over or radio, he should be.

“Huh?” was my unintelligent, unwitty, and unsexy reply.

His broad smile displayed perfectly straight, perfectly white teeth.

Of course it did!

I found myself embarrassed and self-conscious of my own, slightly crooked, off-white set. I pursed my lips together in the hopes he hadn’t noticed them.

“Would you like to split a ticket with me? If we win, we go fifty-fifty. Sound good?”

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