Dirty. Shorty. Funny.Sexy. Witty. One liner jokes by Lázaro Droznes

One liner jokes to exercise oral sex at home and at work.

Dirty. shorty. funny.sexy. witty. one liner jokes

Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? 
They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: 

Dirty jokes 
Sexy jokes 
Funny quotes 
Feminist jokes 
Love jokes 
Sexist jokes. 
Bad jokes 
Funny proverbs 

All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you´ll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet. 
Dating will never be the same. 
In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.

Genre: HUMOR / General

Language: English


Word Count: 3.868

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Product Details

File Size: 334 KB
Print Length: 62 pages
Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
Language: English
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Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #339,267 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store

Sample text:

Love is a reversal disease: starts with fever and ends up with cold.

For women making love is like watching soap opera. When it gets interesting, the show ends and a sign pops up: to be continued.

The only women that appreciate their husbands are the widows.

Romantic is whatever contributes to the feminine orgasm.

The G point in women lies in the g of “shopping”.

¿Why evolution favored such a simple orgasm in men and such a complex one in women?

The G point in women can be found right after the H point.

Marriage means fire for one year and ashes for the next thirty.

“I´ll love you forever or die trying”.

Good lovers produce author orgasms.

Whatever is left of the foreskin after circumcision is called afterskin.

The only free sex is masturbation.

I´m doing very well with my mate. If my husband finds out he would kill me.

Men are like snails because they think they own the shell.

Motherhood is a certainty, Fatherhood is a hypothesis.

Every penis ends up in pelvis.

Written sex is a good add on to oral sex.

Pornography is the veil for sex.

Flirt is empty sex.

Love is Chemistry. Sex is Physics.

Women go after mean men with good gens.

There are no ugly women. Just women dressed up not enough.

Love is an overestimation of the other´s skills.

Whatever women do is foreplay. Everything leads to an orgasm.



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