This book is about humor from light to outrageous. Lil Johnny to yo mama to blond jokes back to insults and comebacks. This book is a must have just for the memories it will bring you from growing up.
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Report Card
Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report
card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."
Babies
Little Johnny came running into the house and
Asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom
Heard him yell to his friends, "Its okay, we can play
That game again!”
The Great Lakes
Teachers never give up, and neither does Little
Johnny.
She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes? "You
know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and
He pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already
been named."
The Magazine
One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room.
In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine.
This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid the
magazine until his father got home. When Little
Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately
handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what
I found in "your" son's closet."
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a
word. Several minutes passed, and then she finally
asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well I
don't think you should spank him."
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Italian
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Translation in progress.
Translated by Marcella Mengocci
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