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Continuing the story from A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol #4: The Spirit of XXX-Mas Past, the gay emo ghost isn't done with Dickteaser Splooge yet. This time, he brings Splooge back to the private company Christmas party where uncut CEO Mr. Jizziwig is giving out a holiday boner bonus to one lucky intern. Jizziwig has to choose between interns Dickteaser and Peter - or does he?
The reason I invited you young men to my office tonight is because of a holiday tradition here at Jizziwig & Associates. Every year, I host a private Christmas party here in my office at midnight on Christmas Eve for one lucky intern during which I give him the holiday boner bonus."
Peter and Dickteaser both displayed looks of excitement and anticipation mixed with fear and pent-up sexual energy. That was the exact combination the businessman had come to expect and enjoy from horny young interns.
Jizziwig continued, "For the first time, this year I have two equally deserving interns, who are, of course, the two of you. My dilemma is that I don't know how to choose which of you should receive the boner bonus so that's why I invited both of you. As long as you both agree..."
