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A joke doesn’t have to be a story long. It doesn’t even have to be paragraph. A quote itself is powerful enough to tickle you and brighten your day.
As you progress in this book, remember that we are born naked (literally and figuratively) and we die naked too. Our job, as a human is to enjoy our limited being in a physical plain and to give and grow as much as we can. If this is the first time you’re reading my book and everything seems so esoteric and confusing, fret not.
Simply smile, enjoy yourself and cheer up.
This quote book is by far one of the most unique quote book I’ve ever created because of its innocent and fulfilling intention… to bring about more smiles to this world.
Before we begin, thank you and congratulations. This book will be your companion to more smiles, laughters and joy.
Thank you,
Xabier K. Fernao
Genre: SELF-HELP / AffirmationsWe are very confident that our 365 Quotes books series are going to do extremely well in other marketplace due to the lack of competition.
Even in the very competitive US market, our books when listed on Amazon (without any marketing but with good keywords), started to make sales from the very first day. We've also gotten hundreds of kindle unlimited reads on Amazon on the first few days of our books when launched, again with zero marketing.
Moving forward we'll be launching AMS ads as well however, the US market is actually not our primary marketplace, We want to venture into foreign marketplace like Spanish, French, Italian, German etc
We are very confident that they will be doing well.
365 Days of Funny Quotes
Day 1
A bank is a place that will lend you money
If you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope
Day 2
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles,
but most of them never happened.
- Mark Twain
Day 3
I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx
Day 4
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney
Day 5
Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby
Day 6
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
- Pearl Bailey
Day 7
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
After that who cares? … He’s a mile away
And you’ve got his shoes!
- Billy Connolly
Day 8
When you have bacon in your mouth,
it doesn’t matter who is president.
- Louis CK
